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  • Chance the Rapper – Jesus Loves Lyrics

    Play this song

    Uh, check your brain matter
    Do you care if your wife’s brain splatters?
    What about Jesus? Does he matter?
    Is he in your life? Do you love your wife?
    These are all questions to ask yourself

    Do you wear a white or a black belt?
    Do you care if you kid orders a chicken melt?
    These are all questions to ask yourself

    OHHHHHHHHH

    I woke up and I said – Jesus I love you
    I don’t care if you’re black and I don’t care if you’re blue
    I went to my coworker and he said I can smell you
    Do you shower? Do you wear cologne?

    Do you even care if your penis is showing?
    These are all questions to ask yourself

    This morning I drank coffee. Spilt coffee
    Don’t cry over spilled milk don’t cry woman
    I looked up and Jesus said don’t cry woman don’t cry woman

    OOOOHHHHH

    Black lives matter if you open your eyes
    Is my death about my wife or my life?
    You wanna know the size of my penis? What’s the size of your knowledge

    Just fell off my scooter. You asked me if my knees hurt. I looked up at your eyes and you smelled of reefer. I took you in and showed you Jesus. It’s not I love Jesus. It’s we love Jesus

    You tell me you’re not racist. Why haven’t you seen crazy rich Asians?

    You gave life of pi a 6/10 – would you like it more if there was a white guy named Ben?

    Check your socks for congruence – don’t you know brain matter is fluid? You can still go back to school Darnell you can still go back to school Darnell

    You hit me up on FaceTime – asking for hoes on FaceTime why don’t you man up and face time? Or give your mother some face to face time. MAN

    Your whack rap and your ad libs are making your mind weak

    My wife is a pterodactyl
    She spin my dick like axel
    No whites v blacks this ain’t no battle
    All you youngings get a ride to church like cattle
    I’m the saddle and you the horse
    I don’t fuck with whores
    I do my chores
    And of course
    I’m on course
    I got force
    I drink coors
    I write cords
    You look in the mirror but you don’t see her
    It ain’t clear
    You don’t have vision
    Your superstitions
    Like my circumcision
    Eat the foreskin bitch
    Don’t tell on your mommy bro don’t be snitch
    If she is witch you can’t wife
    You don’t wanna see her boobs you wanna see her mind
    And I don’t mind to see a movie with some whites
    But I don’t like it when the whites see me and start some fights
    It’s not alright it’s not okay
    I don’t care if straight or gay
    You know what I’m trying to say
    I’m on my way man
    Reese’s pieces Jesus piece Rest In Peace
    You hold your soul man just go and pee
    I watch you hittas like cinemasins
    I eat raw chicken like it’s cinnamon sticks
    You bish
    My penis is real if you wanna see it brother
    I wake up in the morning I call my mother
    When is the last time you called your mom
    You banging girls like rom com
    My pubes like Pom Pom
    And my dick is circumcised
    I’m young sir cum wise
    I’m J.Cole and I got old flows my flow is but into a bowl


  • Tim Rice – Go, Go,go Joseph (Joseph And The Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat) lyrics

    NARRATOR

    Joseph’s luck was really out
    His spirit and his fortune low
    Alone he sat, alone he thought
    Of happy times he used to know

    1st MAN
    Hey dreamer, don’t be so upset

    2nd MAN
    Hey Joseph, you’re not beaten yet

    NARRATOR+ENSEMBLE
    Go, go go joseph you know what they say
    Hang on now joseph you’ll make it some day
    Don’t give up joseph, fight till you drop
    We’ve read the book and you come out on top

    NARRATOR
    Now into joseph’s prison cell
    Were flung two very frightened men

    BAKER+BUTLER
    We don’t think that we will ever
    See the light of day again
    Hey joseph, help us if you can
    We’ve had dreams that we don’t understand

    NARRATOR+ENSEMBLE
    Both men were servants of pharaoh the king
    Both in the doghouse for doing their thing

    NARRATOR
    One was a baker, a cook in his prime
    One was a butler, the jeeves of his time

    JOSEPH
    Tell me of your dreams my friends
    And i will tell you what they show
    Though i cannot guarantee
    To get it right, i’ll have a go

    NARRATOR
    First the butler, trembling, took the floor
    Nervously he spoke of what he saw

    BUTLER
    There i was standing in front of a vine
    I picked some grapes and i crushed them to wine
    I gave some to pharaoh who drank from my cup
    I tried to interpret but i had to give up

    JOSEPH
    You will soon be free, my friend
    So do not worry any more
    The king will let you out of here
    You’ll butle as you did before

    NARRATOR
    Next the baker rose to tell his dream
    Hoping it would have a similar theme

    BAKER
    There i was standing with baskets of bread
    High in the sky i saw birds overhead
    Who flew to my baskets and ate every slice
    Now give me the message – like his, would be nice

    JOSEPH
    Sad to say your dream is not
    The kind of dream i’d like to get
    Pharaoh has it in for you
    Your execution date is set
    Don’t rely on all i said i saw
    It’s just that i have not been wrong before

    ENSEMBLE
    Go, go, go joseph you know what they say
    Hang on now joseph you’ll make it some day
    Shalala joseph you’re doing fine
    You and your dreamcoat ahead of your time

    Go, go, go joseph you know what they say
    Hang on now joseph you’ll make it some day
    Shalala joseph you’re doing fine
    You and your dreamcoat ahead of your time
    Go, go, go, go
    Go, go, go, go
    Go, go, go, go
    Go, go, go, go
    Go, go, go, go
    Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go

    Joseph you know what they say
    Hang on now joseph you’ll make it some day
    Shalala joseph you’re doing fine
    You and your dreamcoat ahead of your time

    Go, go, go, go, go, go, go
    Joseph you know what they say
    Hang on now joseph you’ll make it some day
    Shalala joseph you’re doing fine
    You and your dreamcoat ahead of your time

    NARRATOR
    Ahead of your time
    JOSEPH
    Ahead of my time

    NARRATOR
    Ahead of your time

    JOSEPH
    Ahead of my

    ALL
    Time